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[beholdmydemons]

[This is a 'Gear post at something like 12:30 in the morning. There is no quality here, because fuck nightmares.]

Who else is awake?

Does anyone want a free Pokemon?

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[beholdmydemons]

[Oh, the irony. If he felt like explaining Food demons...]

You don't eat dogs because they do something useful, and this fish is no use to me.

[struck_out]

[Don't give him further nightmares Walter.]

Well I'm not an animal person but people have pets because their lonely and shit. Pets are supposed to be like, I dunno, friends, when you've got no one to turn to.

I mean, it sounds lame and stupid. But...sometimes, people just judge you and shit. So it's hard to talk with'em, but with Pokemon, they just listen. It's good to have someone who supports you 100%, even after all the crazy shit you've done.

[beholdmydemons]

[....well

that was


something]

...Can't say I've ever done that. [It sounds ridiculous, honestly. Animals don't listen; they're stupid, and they just do what they do. And Pokemon are...well, Pokemon are...]

All the men I knew with dogs had them for guarding or hunting or herding. Cats to keep the mice out of the grain. And Pokemon are for fighting, the way I see it. I'll look after the ones I use to live in this world. [And Basculin isn't one of them.]

I'll send you the fish when the sun's up.

[struck_out]

I know, I didn't believe it either until I-

...shit. Look, I'll just take the damn fish, OK!?

A-and it's not like I did something like that myself. Got it? Don't want you getting the wrong idea and all. I can handle things just fine!

[beholdmydemons]

[...you know, if people have that kind of attitude about their feelings...no wonder they talk to dogs.]

If you say so. [He heaves a sigh, and there's a fabric thumping noise that's probably him lying down.] Hah...damn, but I'm finally rid of the thing.

[struck_out]

Why'd you want to get rid of it so badly anyway? It try to bite you? The entry says it's kinda aggressive, but I thought it was only towards the blue Basculines.

[beholdmydemons]

It's been a nuisance to look after for so long, is all.

[....]

...Tch. I want to stay awake, let's talk about battles. Have you fought any of those Gym Leaders?

[struck_out]

No shit. I don't wanna go back to sleep just yet either.

I fought Falkner. He wasn't so tough! Beat the crap outta his bird Pokemon with my Dino dude. It was pretty easy. Right now I'm thinkin' of takin' on that bug kid, how hard is it to squash a couple of bugs? Plus Keisuke's a fire type so he'll just burn those insects to a crisp, no sweat.

[beholdmydemons]

I like fire Pokemon. They have the upper hand against grass, metal, and ice, too. [Not that Walter studies, but he remembers what's relevant to his own activities.] There's supposed to be a grass gym in a city here in Kanto, I've heard.

What Pokemon is that Keisuke?

[struck_out]

Yeah, they're pretty badass! They look really cool too; kinda goofy when they're younger but when you level'em up they turn up the punk!!

Monferno, but he's gonna evolve soon to Infernape.

[Yes, he actually went to do some homework.]

[beholdmydemons]

[He looks it up.

....It looks like Wu Kong with his ass on fire.]

Fire...and Fighting? [Nice.] Not bad at all. I'd like to train one.

My Houndour evolved just yesterday. It strikes an imposing figure, now.

[struck_out]

They're pretty hard to find too! I haven't seen anyone else with one either. Too bad, huh? It's really lucky I got him! But there's this thing called 'breeding', so I guess I could give you an egg if this guy ever hooks up with someone.

Houndour? That's...

[Looking up the Pokemon on his side.]

Woah, the hell? It grew up all fierce! I gotta get me one of these some time!

[beholdmydemons]

["This thing called breeding"? Are you five?]

As fierce as they look, supposedly they're all about as sociable as mine. They heed commands well, too. [Pack creatures and all.]

[struck_out]

I haven't had any problem with getting my Pokemon to listen to me, but I might still get a Houndour anyway. It's just too cool not to be in my team. What else you got? I don't have that many yet, 'cause I've got high standards for my Pokemon!!

[beholdmydemons]

[nnnyawn.] Raticate, Skarmory, and Skorupi. I've got a Volcarona as well, but...it used to belong to someone else, so I don't use it often.

[struck_out]

My Dino's from someone else too...kinda weird how I got'im. I just checked my PC and he was in there. But hell like I'm gonna complain. He's pretty kickass, even if he's a bit of a wimp outside battle.

So there's Keisuke, the Dino's called Riley, and Aoi, she's a Buizel.

[beholdmydemons]

Same for my moth. [The finding it in the PC and whatnot.]

You've just the three?

[struck_out]

Yeah. Blame the guy I'm travelling with. He keeps takin' me to these fucking freaky places with weird-ass Pokemon. This one time we went to these crumbly ruins and we found this wall of old plates, or we thought they were plates until they all came to life and started attacking us! We managed to chase off all the fuckers but guess what, he wanted to keep one of those things. And now it's just kinda hovering everywhere and staring at me. Do you know fucking creepy it is?

[beholdmydemons]

...I'd wager I do, in fact. [half-mumbled. He's yet to meet a Pokemon quite as unnerving as some of the demons that inhabit Tokyo.] But is it powerful?

[struck_out]

Yeah, it can beat the shit outta other Pokemon.

...actually, it almost seems to like doing that. So you can get why I haven't been catching Pokemon lately; my life's crazy enough without all this Twilight Zone crap creepin' in.

[beholdmydemons]

So long as it's loyal, that's not a bad thing. Most of these Pokemon seem to like fighting other Pokemon.

Hoy, what's "twilight zone"? Are you talking about these dreams?

[struck_out]

Twilight Zone? It's umm...shit. I guess you could say it's like a bunch of creepy short stories that all mess with your head.

...you're having those dreams too? Damn, it's like a fucking nightmare frenzy.

[beholdmydemons]

Tch. What did you think I was awake at this hour for? [He grumbles, but his voice lacks the sting it could have.]

[struck_out]

I dunno. Some people are up to weird shit at weird hours.

What did you dream about?

[beholdmydemons]

Drowning. [He's not going to get into the specifics, but the general topic isn't personalized enough to be embarrassing. It does make his skin crawl a little, though, and there's an uncomfortable moment of silence after that.] 'Twas too simple, all told.