beholdmydemons: (anger - BUT MY APOCALYPSE IS BETTER)
Walter ([personal profile] beholdmydemons) wrote2013-12-26 11:33 am

eighth fusion - video

[The post starts off normally enough; Walter flips on the video and starts talking right away. He's got a small Chimchar sitting on his shoulders, arms around his head and dozing quietly, and Pokemon in the background seem to be busy with something - possibly cleaning, from the looks of it.]

To anyone who knew Ramza, he disappeared from Johto over the weekend. I know he'd want to be certain his Pokemon fare well in his absence, so-

[He's interrupted for a moment by a harried-looking Drapion, who taps him on the shoulder and hands him a Pokemon egg. Walter takes it from her without thinking, continuing with his sentence.]

-if you've found one from him, make note of it. He'd a number of Skarmory, a Houndoom, a Purrloin, a-

[The egg jolts and cracks, drawing Walter's attention. It hatches almost in an instant, leaving a flopping Magikarp.

...and a suddenly wide-eyed trainer.]


HGAAAGH!

[The 'Gear goes flying, the Magikarp goes flying, from the loud sounds of things crashing into each other it seems like Walter has also gone flying, and there are Chimchar yelps and frantic Drapion yells to accompany the storm of loud, indignant (but a little high-pitched and unnerved-sounding) swearing that starts up.]

-OF ALL THE FOULEST DAMNED THINGS-!!

[A Skarmory beak grabs up the Pokegear and shuts it off with an unconcerned chirp.]
snotfaced: (and odin said let there be light)

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[personal profile] snotfaced 2013-12-27 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You could try.

[Still casual, calm, and curious over here.]
snotfaced: (weird band name then)

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[personal profile] snotfaced 2013-12-27 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[This guy talks weird. But this might not be the greatest time to point that out. Plus Snotlout still wants to know what's up.]

What's the big deal? It's only a fish.
snotfaced: (you copied that from hiccup)

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[personal profile] snotfaced 2013-12-27 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
What, give you Snoggletog gifts? Not like it'll be around again until next year.

[SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, DUDE.]
snotfaced: (shit dude that was god i guess)

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[personal profile] snotfaced 2013-12-27 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
The holiday we all just had, genius. [A pause and a grimace later...] Like that 'Christmas' thing but better.
snotfaced: (even if the dude is a lady)

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[personal profile] snotfaced 2013-12-31 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hmph.]

Because Snoggletog is better! And my gift was good, too!
snotfaced: (what the fuck's an albert)

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[personal profile] snotfaced 2014-01-02 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Because...!

[Don't froth, Snotlout. Deep breath while you scowl.]

Look, I'm right and you're wrong. I don't care if you admit it or not.

[He cares. He very clearly cares.]
snotfaced: (hiding under a pile of coats)

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[personal profile] snotfaced 2014-01-02 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Of course seriously, this is Snotlout.]

What?
snotfaced: (get your religions straight)

[not here]

[personal profile] snotfaced 2014-01-02 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[FINE THEN, ENJOY THE FISH HE GOT YOU OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF HIS HEART.]