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beholdmydemons) wrote2014-06-24 04:09 pm
beholdmydemons) wrote2014-06-24 04:09 pm
fourteenth fusion - video/text....pokepost...?
[The way the video comes on immediately makes the post seem...clumsy. The camera shows a view barely two inches above the ground, tilting slowly, loud scraping and clattering noises being recorded as the Pokegear is dragged across the ground.
Text appears along the bottom of the video, typing itself out one letter at a time, starting a few pixels too far to the left, looking as clumsy as the rest of the video. Each line writes over itself, deleting the old text as it goes.]
you are doing what
recording video
recording sound
repeat you are doing what
you will explain
[Whoever's moving the Pokegear doesn't heed the text - or can't see it, maybe. There's some inhuman tittering offscreen, before the Pokegear is finally lifted upright and the culprit comes into view - a Wurmple, inching ahead of the Pokegear with a loud Wampa waa!
And here's what's going on: they're in a meadowy kind of area (with muffled Violet City BGM playing in the background), and though the camera takes a while to get to where the grass isn't blocking its view, it eventually lands on a Skarmory sitting in the grass, eyes wide and talons drumming impatiently on the ground. There is a band of shiny white String Shot around her midsection - and on her back, tied down to her and facing her butt end, is a Larvesta that is slowly shedding sparkles.
Wa wam wam!
The Wurmple in front of the camera bounces up to the Skarmory and swivels to face the 'Gear, rearing up to "stand" and gesture with her nubby little feet. (There's an answering wampa from behind the Pokegear, and it raises with her, capturing more of the scene.
The Wurmple rambles on for a few seconds in...Wurmple-ese; something about "bold new innovations" and "adventurous spirit" that has the Skarmory and Larvesta visibly vibrating.]
recording note
testing entity "fast bird ultra propulsion system"
common input word "awesome"
not understanding definition
[Showtime.
The Wurmple inches off to the side, and the Skarmory hops to her feet, jogging off into the distance. The camera captures her crouching - the announcer-Wurmple shouts something that can only be a countdown, and at the last scream of WAA!!, she starts sprinting, talons blurring against the ground and wings slowly opening.
And then
with a FFFFOOOOSHH
and a NYYOOOOOOOOM
it happens.
The camera swivels to follow her, but she's out of sight in seconds, just a flickering spot of light climbing higher and higher as it spins huge circles over Violet.]
recording definition video "awesome"
uploading definition
seeking corroboration
[The video cuts out amidst loud Wurmple cheering.]
(ooc: brought to you by fastbird, sparklehero, computer ghost, and the wonder twins. only Pokemon will be replying here, but it's Walter's Pokegear and thus posted under his name.)
Text appears along the bottom of the video, typing itself out one letter at a time, starting a few pixels too far to the left, looking as clumsy as the rest of the video. Each line writes over itself, deleting the old text as it goes.]
you are doing what
recording video
recording sound
repeat you are doing what
you will explain
[Whoever's moving the Pokegear doesn't heed the text - or can't see it, maybe. There's some inhuman tittering offscreen, before the Pokegear is finally lifted upright and the culprit comes into view - a Wurmple, inching ahead of the Pokegear with a loud Wampa waa!
And here's what's going on: they're in a meadowy kind of area (with muffled Violet City BGM playing in the background), and though the camera takes a while to get to where the grass isn't blocking its view, it eventually lands on a Skarmory sitting in the grass, eyes wide and talons drumming impatiently on the ground. There is a band of shiny white String Shot around her midsection - and on her back, tied down to her and facing her butt end, is a Larvesta that is slowly shedding sparkles.
Wa wam wam!
The Wurmple in front of the camera bounces up to the Skarmory and swivels to face the 'Gear, rearing up to "stand" and gesture with her nubby little feet. (There's an answering wampa from behind the Pokegear, and it raises with her, capturing more of the scene.
The Wurmple rambles on for a few seconds in...Wurmple-ese; something about "bold new innovations" and "adventurous spirit" that has the Skarmory and Larvesta visibly vibrating.]
recording note
testing entity "fast bird ultra propulsion system"
common input word "awesome"
not understanding definition
[Showtime.
The Wurmple inches off to the side, and the Skarmory hops to her feet, jogging off into the distance. The camera captures her crouching - the announcer-Wurmple shouts something that can only be a countdown, and at the last scream of WAA!!, she starts sprinting, talons blurring against the ground and wings slowly opening.
And then
with a FFFFOOOOSHH
and a NYYOOOOOOOOM
it happens.
The camera swivels to follow her, but she's out of sight in seconds, just a flickering spot of light climbing higher and higher as it spins huge circles over Violet.]
recording definition video "awesome"
uploading definition
seeking corroboration
[The video cuts out amidst loud Wurmple cheering.]
(ooc: brought to you by fastbird, sparklehero, computer ghost, and the wonder twins. only Pokemon will be replying here, but it's Walter's Pokegear and thus posted under his name.)
no subject
...okay, yes. that is the very definition of awesome.
do it again!!!
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doing again
[..."doing", in this case, involves playing back the post video a second time. Because that's what you meant, right.]
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though it was definitely as cool the second time around.
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....
......
BURROUGHS was ignored
uploading
[Here's another video. Nowhere near as spectacular as the first - mostly just Wurmple chatter while the camera loosely tracks the jetbird weaving across the sky, and a constant stream of "HAILINGWURMPLEWURMPLEHAILINGWURMPLEWURMPLE" across the bottom.
Burroughs tried.]
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...huh. Well, it's still awesome!
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employing courtesy
thank you
requesting contributor name
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i am Cynthia, the Crystal Shatterer!!!
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BURROUGHS writes CYNTHIA THE CRYSTAL SHATTERER to memory
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heheh!! good to meet you, then, burroughs!! so wait are you new??? or did i just not run into you before???
[because haha what is recognizing gear ids]
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BURROUGHS is new correct
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but good luck on your pokemon journey!!! these things are really fun, you know??
[Text]
[Text]
......
tentatively affirming
[Text]
no subject
...
....
intending aggregation of data
defining undefined input
experiencing minor comprehension error
input this_001 defined as content of video
input this_002 defined as recent action of BURROUGHS
you will confirm || deny
no subject
So you just want to know if other people agreed it's "awesome" as well?
no subject
compiling semantic library
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Depending on what you need, I can help out.
no subject
how
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requesting permission to store POKEGEAR ID for future reference
no subject
[Text]
But, I must ask: does your trainer know what you're doing?
[Text]
no
[Text]
Don't you think they might be worried about you all? I know I would be out of my mind with worry if I suddenly found myself in this world unable to find my closest companions and deprived for my main method of communication.
[France is laying it on thick.]
[Text]
processing
retrieving definition "worry"
...
logic == true
[Further implications, unfortunately, are lost on baby computer birds.]
[Text]
[Text]
punishment.reason() returns NULL
requiring explanation || redefinition
[Text]
From what I gather you've stolen your trainer's 'Gear, left without permission from your trainer, and you have engaged in spectacular but potentially dangerous activity. Therefore, some sort of punishment or discipline is likely to be in order.
[Text]
pokegear carried by WURMPLE
experiment conducted by GERTRUDE AGI WURMPLE WURMPLE
BURROUGHS just lives here
[Text]
[Text]
employing hyperbole
...
BURROUGHS was abducted
[Text]
Abducted? Why didn't you say so in the first place? You should have presented this information first. If this was a distress call, then I should contact the police to help you escape!
[Text]
denying offer