[NO FUCK YOU she's gonna stay on and see how flustered this guy can get.] You know, with a scream like that people are gonna think you got hurt! So not only is your video funny, it cheated my feelings!

[Cheated her... feelings? You might not understand what she means, but she certainly does.] Man, if you're so scared by a fish, I wonder how you'll react to a dragon, or a big monster! I've never seen a grown man scream over a flopping fish before, after all!