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beholdmydemons) wrote2013-12-26 11:33 am
beholdmydemons) wrote2013-12-26 11:33 am
eighth fusion - video
[The post starts off normally enough; Walter flips on the video and starts talking right away. He's got a small Chimchar sitting on his shoulders, arms around his head and dozing quietly, and Pokemon in the background seem to be busy with something - possibly cleaning, from the looks of it.]
To anyone who knew Ramza, he disappeared from Johto over the weekend. I know he'd want to be certain his Pokemon fare well in his absence, so-
[He's interrupted for a moment by a harried-looking Drapion, who taps him on the shoulder and hands him a Pokemon egg. Walter takes it from her without thinking, continuing with his sentence.]
-if you've found one from him, make note of it. He'd a number of Skarmory, a Houndoom, a Purrloin, a-
[The egg jolts and cracks, drawing Walter's attention. It hatches almost in an instant, leaving a flopping Magikarp.
...and a suddenly wide-eyed trainer.]
HGAAAGH!
[The 'Gear goes flying, the Magikarp goes flying, from the loud sounds of things crashing into each other it seems like Walter has also gone flying, and there are Chimchar yelps and frantic Drapion yells to accompany the storm of loud, indignant (but a little high-pitched and unnerved-sounding) swearing that starts up.]
-OF ALL THE FOULEST DAMNED THINGS-!!
[A Skarmory beak grabs up the Pokegear and shuts it off with an unconcerned chirp.]
To anyone who knew Ramza, he disappeared from Johto over the weekend. I know he'd want to be certain his Pokemon fare well in his absence, so-
[He's interrupted for a moment by a harried-looking Drapion, who taps him on the shoulder and hands him a Pokemon egg. Walter takes it from her without thinking, continuing with his sentence.]
-if you've found one from him, make note of it. He'd a number of Skarmory, a Houndoom, a Purrloin, a-
[The egg jolts and cracks, drawing Walter's attention. It hatches almost in an instant, leaving a flopping Magikarp.
...and a suddenly wide-eyed trainer.]
HGAAAGH!
[The 'Gear goes flying, the Magikarp goes flying, from the loud sounds of things crashing into each other it seems like Walter has also gone flying, and there are Chimchar yelps and frantic Drapion yells to accompany the storm of loud, indignant (but a little high-pitched and unnerved-sounding) swearing that starts up.]
-OF ALL THE FOULEST DAMNED THINGS-!!
[A Skarmory beak grabs up the Pokegear and shuts it off with an unconcerned chirp.]
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Actually...if you really need someone to take the Magikarp off you, I could if you want.
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This kind turns into a sea serpent, if you wish to train it. [He knows what you did with the last one, though he doesn't really care.]
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Oho? I've never heard of anyone wooing the ladies with a...dragon...fish, but, ah, perhaps she'll appreciate the novelty. Who would I be not to lend to an effort like that?'
[okay but seriously] Hah, I'll send it to you later. And thanks.
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[There's a reason why most people don't...have one...]
But seriously, she's...well she's cute but...I dunno man. Not too sure if I'm feelin' it! I jus' think she's the best person to take care of Magikarp.
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Nothing gained by hanging back at the gate, you know... [GO FOR IT]
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Fair enough. [Some of the demons he's met have had a similar(?) effect. Understandable.] I meant it in jest, anyhow.
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You got any girl you like here? I don't, not yet anyway. Like I said, dyin' takes awhile to get over, but I'm thinkin' of tryin' again soon.
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Ahh...not of late. But I have to say, uh, the ladies of Johto...[SHORT SKIRTS ARE AN AMAZING INVENTION BLESS THE MODERN ERA]...they're an invigorating sight! And brazen, too, on the whole...
[His grin is getting wider, almost guilty-looking as he glances off to the side.]
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Hey, you should come with me! Girls dig the fancy accents, I'm sure we'll be able to hook you up with someone.
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...But by that time, I'd, ah, like to no longer have the "accent". It's difficult to break, and faster for now to speak like this, but... [having people look at you funny gets old, even when it is an intrigued kind of funny.]
LOCKED they go from dying and death to girls, lol
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Anyway, I think I gotta head back to work. My boss is startin' to give me the stink-eye. Thanks for the fish and the chat Walter. I'll see you around?