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beholdmydemons) wrote2013-12-26 11:33 am
beholdmydemons) wrote2013-12-26 11:33 am
eighth fusion - video
[The post starts off normally enough; Walter flips on the video and starts talking right away. He's got a small Chimchar sitting on his shoulders, arms around his head and dozing quietly, and Pokemon in the background seem to be busy with something - possibly cleaning, from the looks of it.]
To anyone who knew Ramza, he disappeared from Johto over the weekend. I know he'd want to be certain his Pokemon fare well in his absence, so-
[He's interrupted for a moment by a harried-looking Drapion, who taps him on the shoulder and hands him a Pokemon egg. Walter takes it from her without thinking, continuing with his sentence.]
-if you've found one from him, make note of it. He'd a number of Skarmory, a Houndoom, a Purrloin, a-
[The egg jolts and cracks, drawing Walter's attention. It hatches almost in an instant, leaving a flopping Magikarp.
...and a suddenly wide-eyed trainer.]
HGAAAGH!
[The 'Gear goes flying, the Magikarp goes flying, from the loud sounds of things crashing into each other it seems like Walter has also gone flying, and there are Chimchar yelps and frantic Drapion yells to accompany the storm of loud, indignant (but a little high-pitched and unnerved-sounding) swearing that starts up.]
-OF ALL THE FOULEST DAMNED THINGS-!!
[A Skarmory beak grabs up the Pokegear and shuts it off with an unconcerned chirp.]
To anyone who knew Ramza, he disappeared from Johto over the weekend. I know he'd want to be certain his Pokemon fare well in his absence, so-
[He's interrupted for a moment by a harried-looking Drapion, who taps him on the shoulder and hands him a Pokemon egg. Walter takes it from her without thinking, continuing with his sentence.]
-if you've found one from him, make note of it. He'd a number of Skarmory, a Houndoom, a Purrloin, a-
[The egg jolts and cracks, drawing Walter's attention. It hatches almost in an instant, leaving a flopping Magikarp.
...and a suddenly wide-eyed trainer.]
HGAAAGH!
[The 'Gear goes flying, the Magikarp goes flying, from the loud sounds of things crashing into each other it seems like Walter has also gone flying, and there are Chimchar yelps and frantic Drapion yells to accompany the storm of loud, indignant (but a little high-pitched and unnerved-sounding) swearing that starts up.]
-OF ALL THE FOULEST DAMNED THINGS-!!
[A Skarmory beak grabs up the Pokegear and shuts it off with an unconcerned chirp.]
video
Saionji doesn't reply to anyone except people she knew. But she's gonna make an exception for this case.] Pffft, are you serious? I didn't know anyone could be so surprised by just a fish!
video
HEY
HEY Y'KNOW WHAT?]
Shut your beak, you runt harpy!
[...well, someone's wound up. About as shrill as a harpy, himself, too.]
Re: video
Did he just call you a runt? Harpy...? You don't have a clue about what 'harpy' means but that's a fucking null because he called you a runt.] Excuse me?! You've got no right to take a jab at my height, you greasy creep! And I'm not the one who screamed his head off at the sight of a fish!
It's pathetic, really, just dump it in the soup pot or something! If a little girl can handle it, why can't you?
video
What business of yours is it, anyhow?! Take your shrilling away!
Re: video
[Cheated her... feelings? You might not understand what she means, but she certainly does.] Man, if you're so scared by a fish, I wonder how you'll react to a dragon, or a big monster! I've never seen a grown man scream over a flopping fish before, after all!
video
I've cut out the throats of more dragons than you've dared to look crossways at, so hell to your feelings!
[I'M
COOL]
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Nuh-uh you fucknugget I'm the cool one here]
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[Oooookay Muriel is going to try to intervene here. Guys? Guys, c'mon - Walter, sit down and take a deep breath or two, you're still twitching a little.
"Dra pion pioon :(" ]
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[Ayani suddenly leaps at the screen upon hearing a language she can fully understand. "Mawile maw :D!!! Maw? :( ?"] Ayani, give me back my PokéGear! Now!
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Tch! [And he's already realizing how badly he lost his cool. He thwacks the Drapion's shoulder.] You can bear the petty thing's squawking, for all I c- Gertrude leave that thing right where it is!!
[Muriel frowns at everything and wags a claw in admonishment. Errybod' settle down now.]
Re: video
Well, I'm come back later, then! [Oh wh- she shuts off the camera. She might mean it when she says so. The more Walter reacts, the more interested she is in messing with him, so now that he's not, Saionji's gotten bored.]