Voicemail/IC Contact - OLD

[beholdmydemons]

[insert default voicemail message here]


((Label thread header with format and IC date, please! This post is for standard Pokegear contact, minor one-to-one action threads, letters, notes, or any other contact with Walter that doesn't fit elsewhere. Spontaneous threads are always fine by me!))

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GOLDENROD SILLINESS

[throw_stone]

[...holy wow this city.

They are already lost. Who even knows how they got to here in the first place.]

9/25/13

[beholdmydemons]

[THIS IS THE ACTUAL COOLEST SHIT.

It's also way too thematically similar to Tokyo for Walter to be able to completely shake the itching feeling that something demonic is just around this or that corner, so his Raticate is skittering along beside them. Just in case. The sunlight and the people and the sunlight and also the sunlight help a lot with that.

BUT THIS IS THE ACTUAL COOLEST SHIT and yeah really disorienting and confusing. Streets like this look so much different when there are people on them. Let's just...pick a random direction and walk.]

'Tis colorful! [He has to raise his voice to be heard.] I expected something greyer!

[Walter's neck has been getting a hell of a workout. There's just so much to look at, and as lost as they are he can't help but be thrilled by the energy of it all.]

[throw_stone]

[And you think Ramza is straying from you, in any way? Nope. Ramza is actually quite impressed - even back in Ivalice, even the capital wasn't this big.
Yes, this way is good. Ramza is looking at the ground, though, his Noctowl flying around above them. Quite hurried, however, Ramza can't help but let out a gasp, when he sees a few Pokemon skittering around on the buildings, almost playing.]
I've not seen anything like this! [He says, gripping his hands tighter. Is that a smile? This got Ramza to crack the smallest of smiles, a tiny choked laugh.]
Do you think a map has been set up somewhere?

December 31st, text!

[bertall]

What kind of Pokemon did Ramza have? I found



well

there was one in my box earlier.

[beholdmydemons]

He had a number. What kind did you find?

[bertall]

Dragonair, I think. It's twice as big as me when it's completely stretched and it's blue.

All I know is it wasn't in my box the other day.

text; april 23rd

[superordinary]

[ Now that he's back in Goldenrod, Naegi's been browsing the network to see what he missed during the week he was out. The mention of a pool in Walter's entry got his attention in particular but replying to it almost a week after it went up feels a little awkward. So after a while he decides to send a text to his voicemail instead. ]

Walter-san, did you write that text post of yours because of Hiyoko Saionji? Sorry for bringing this up, but I was in a coma and I didn't see it until now.

text; april 23rd

[beholdmydemons]

Yeah the harpy and I had another spat. Good to hear you awake though are you alright?

[superordinary]

I can't say I'm surprised. Her attitude really irritates me.

I'm all right. I went back home and took care of some unfinished business. It's good to be back, though.

[ And by unfinished business, he means beating the twisted evil things in the final trial. ]

delivery, july 2nd;

[adnihilum]

[ A package comes in, signed with Flynn's name. It contains a Life Orb, and a note written in his neat script. ]

Walter,

I found this in the Ruins of Alph. Thought it might be useful to you.

Flynn

8/14 Anonymous Text

[codeforhope]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[beholdmypokemon]

understood

thank you UNKNOWN SENDER

BURROUGHS will SEND SEND SEND

text; 8/14

[superordinary]

[ Unlike .Zip up there, Alter Ego doesn't bother with being anonymous. ]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[beholdmypokemon]

wait

5 * 2 = 10

uh oh

8/14 Not Anonymous At All Text

[ajustcaws]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[beholdmypokemon]

CYNTHIA THE CRYSTAL SHATTERER no stop mayday mayday

[ajustcaws]

wait what's going on

OH NO DID THE BEEDRILLS COME FOR YOU!?!?!??!?!?!

8/14, another anon fail because it's bert

[bertall]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!


_{> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt}

[beholdmypokemon]

BAD LUCK approaching DANGEROUS LEVELS

immediate action needed

ANON TEXT YO [8/14]

[babel_hacker]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!


> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[beholdmypokemon]

25 - 7 = 19 bad luck

how will BURROUGHS delete all of this bad luck

HELP

9/14, text

[bertall]

walter i need to go to new bark town

[beholdmydemons]

Okay. Why, what's going on? Do you need to take Edgar?

[delivery]

[enjoymyatelier]

[One Klefki Vexo Tintinnus has been sent to your PC.

NATURE: Rash
CHARACTERISTIC: Likes to fight.
GENDER: Male
LEVEL: 5
OT: Kayneth | capture | Poke Ball | Blackthorn City | 9/18/14

A rare and mysterious Vexo Tintinnus. This Pokemon is always out for a fight, which... honestly, is just really irritating, given that his idea of a threatening display is jangling his keys a lot. He will jangle them at your ass. He will jangle them at anybody's ass, he doesn't give a fuck. He'll jangle them at his own ass. Seems to have a grudge against humans, and likes to try and get other Pokemon in on the... generally being really annoying.

This Vexo Tintinnus is exceptionally badly behaved...

ABILITY: Prankster
MOVESET: Fairy Lock, Tackle, Fairy Wind]

[delivery]

[beholdmydemons]

[it

begins]