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beholdmydemons) wrote2013-12-26 11:33 am
beholdmydemons) wrote2013-12-26 11:33 am
eighth fusion - video
[The post starts off normally enough; Walter flips on the video and starts talking right away. He's got a small Chimchar sitting on his shoulders, arms around his head and dozing quietly, and Pokemon in the background seem to be busy with something - possibly cleaning, from the looks of it.]
To anyone who knew Ramza, he disappeared from Johto over the weekend. I know he'd want to be certain his Pokemon fare well in his absence, so-
[He's interrupted for a moment by a harried-looking Drapion, who taps him on the shoulder and hands him a Pokemon egg. Walter takes it from her without thinking, continuing with his sentence.]
-if you've found one from him, make note of it. He'd a number of Skarmory, a Houndoom, a Purrloin, a-
[The egg jolts and cracks, drawing Walter's attention. It hatches almost in an instant, leaving a flopping Magikarp.
...and a suddenly wide-eyed trainer.]
HGAAAGH!
[The 'Gear goes flying, the Magikarp goes flying, from the loud sounds of things crashing into each other it seems like Walter has also gone flying, and there are Chimchar yelps and frantic Drapion yells to accompany the storm of loud, indignant (but a little high-pitched and unnerved-sounding) swearing that starts up.]
-OF ALL THE FOULEST DAMNED THINGS-!!
[A Skarmory beak grabs up the Pokegear and shuts it off with an unconcerned chirp.]
To anyone who knew Ramza, he disappeared from Johto over the weekend. I know he'd want to be certain his Pokemon fare well in his absence, so-
[He's interrupted for a moment by a harried-looking Drapion, who taps him on the shoulder and hands him a Pokemon egg. Walter takes it from her without thinking, continuing with his sentence.]
-if you've found one from him, make note of it. He'd a number of Skarmory, a Houndoom, a Purrloin, a-
[The egg jolts and cracks, drawing Walter's attention. It hatches almost in an instant, leaving a flopping Magikarp.
...and a suddenly wide-eyed trainer.]
HGAAAGH!
[The 'Gear goes flying, the Magikarp goes flying, from the loud sounds of things crashing into each other it seems like Walter has also gone flying, and there are Chimchar yelps and frantic Drapion yells to accompany the storm of loud, indignant (but a little high-pitched and unnerved-sounding) swearing that starts up.]
-OF ALL THE FOULEST DAMNED THINGS-!!
[A Skarmory beak grabs up the Pokegear and shuts it off with an unconcerned chirp.]
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All the better to bring hell down on your enemies with!
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Says the guy shrieking like a girl at a Magikarp?
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So you don't want it.
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Kid, those things are hard as metal. Believe me, I've tried.
[LANCER...]
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[IF YOU CAN EAT A DEMON PIG WHY CAN'T YOU EAT A FRIENDLY FISH]
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Are you seriously still questioning this damned place's logic?
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That's not a magic fish! [fuck that]
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[totes fine]
...Really, you're gonna look at shit that goes and transforms into bigger, angrier shit when it learns some weird arbitrary amount of things, and you're gonna not call that magic?
Did your mother drop you on your head at some point?
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[look it's just stupid okay can that be what it is]
I don't know, did yours court a goat?
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FUCK YOU DECHTIRE WAS A GODDAMN SAINT-
[...lancer loves his mommy]
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[Ahem.]
Never mind. The point is, that fish is gonna grow up into a giant murderous sea monster.
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OKAY THEN
the insult war ended before it could even begin]
And I want no part of it.
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[let's not aggravate the murder machine, walter]
Sounds to me like you're pretty much screwed. What's your deal, anyway? Not many people would flip out over something like a Magikarp.
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Uh...sorry, don't think I have. Can't say I knew him, either. We've been known to have a few strays show up at the Breeding Center on occasion, so I could probably ask Aradia later.
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If you would - thank you. We've hardly found any of them yet, it's a grand mess he's left behind.